Tag you're it!! Me weird?? NAHH I am completely normal.

Lisa @ Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy has tagged me.

I just have to share 6 weird things about myself and then "tag" 6 of my bloggy friends. Yeah "just" huh lol. Like Lisa said the hard part isn't coming up with the weird things, it is remembering if they have been mentioned on here already in some shape or form.. so with that said I am sorry if there are any repeats of things you already know!

1. Let's see come on this can't be too difficult.. I am anal about the toilet paper and paper towel rolls, they have to be rolled out "over the top"... under and it drives me utterly insane. I have to take it off and reposition it.. even if it's not my house.

2. I use to have horrible nosebleeds when I was a kid, I still have them but not nearly as bad usually. Kaila has inherited this trait of mine unfortunately.. So far her's seem a little less milder then mine were but none the less scary for most people. Alana gets them too but much less frequent and milder. My best friend once broke her nose and still has never once had a nosebleed. When I was 7.... a doctor actually asked my mom (ASSuming jokingly) if I snorted cocaine.. REALLY?? My mom has had to deal with a few of Kaila's nosebleeds and twice she has called me freaking out because she didnt know how to stop it.. thus freaking Kaila out.. really?? You raised me! The queen of nosebleeds (I mean seriously most kids go to the nurse if their nose is a blood floodgate at school, but no I just excused myself to the restroom.. like it was nothing) you think she would be experienced in that aspect right? She tells me that was a long time ago! Gee way to make me feel old.. We also even weirder call the clots that come out of our noses "worms".. for some reason this makes it sound betteR?? I know it doesn't make any sense haha.

3. I am a clutz, I had stitches in my forehead twice, stitches in my foot and countless other ouchies that didnt need them. I have burned my face, my leg (both with top ramen) and my foot.. My foot was because of my shortness I used to climb on the counters to get things.. another trait that my short little child has inherited grrr. Well one time a burner was on and I didn't know it. It burn't in the rings just like the burner.. wasn't comical then but it is now lol. But I have never broken a single bone.. but I did sprain/tear my ligament on my ankle really badly stepping off a wood "curb" at a playground. Seriously?? WTF I could have at least been doing something "worth" it.. My foot swelled with blood instantly.. and the blood had given into gravity over the next few days and the bruising was on the bottom of my foot where it didn't even hurt... go figure.

4. I hate socks.. I hate socks with a passion. I hate shoes. If it were up to me I would never wear anything but flip flops. and even those come off the second I am indoors. I wear them in the snow, comes in handy with pedicures lol. The only time I wear socks is when I am forced to when I am working, when if rarely I ever go for a brisk walk of bike ride... and I hate every minute of it. The other half is the opposite, he even wears socks with sandals, he wears socks to bed in the summer.. this some nights makes me want to shoot him. I have very dry skin and when those gosh darn socks touch my legs they make them itch like no tomorrow.

5. I have a huge fear of wasps, I could care less about honey bees etc. A few times, a few years ago, at my old house there were wasps everywhere around our front porch most the year, I would sit in my car afraid to go in my house for the fear of being stung... for hours. Those tiny little skinny legs dangling..yikes.. This may or may not have anything to do with "My Girl".

6. I have never seen the movie series Jurassic Park (maybe 10 minutes maybe....), Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean or Harry Potter.. Now don't burn me at the stake.

Oh I forgot I have to tag some people...

Renee
Dee
Heidi
Bethany
The Coffer's
Bridget

25 Things..

So I know this is going around like wild fire so I am not tagging anyone but it was fun and if you haven't done it yet please do it!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

1. I have 2 different colored eyes.
2. My daughter has Turner Syndrome and Autism.
3. I have met a few of the mommy's online that also have girls with Turner Syndrome. (IN NC)
4. I have 4 tattoos, soon to be 5.
5. I am a waitress.
6. My other half is hispanic.
7. I have never left the country.
8. Donni was partially named after a soccer player?
9. The N in my kids' last name name technically should have the ~ over it.
10. I don't have a spleen or a gallbladder (anymore).
11. I am a huge clutz no really you should see my scars.
12. I can't whistle to save my life.
13. I love doing the crossword puzzles in Star Magazine, in fact I have a subscription just so I can do so?? Most the time I don't even read the magazine?
14. Kaila'a middle name is after my mom, & the other halfs grandma and aunt. Cool eh lol.. 3 in 1 right? if you so must know it is Juanita.
15. Alana's middle name is after the other halfs mom. It is Maria, I wanted Carmen (his moms name is Maria Del Carmen) and she goes by Carmen but he said it didnt sound right with Alana.
16. Donni got shafted in the middle name department. His middle name was my first pick for his first name but I let the other half have more power naming him since for the most part I named the girls with his approval, but I picked them. Our compromise was he got to pick his first name which I liked but wasnt my first choice and I got to do the middle name. He is sorta also named after the other half because his name is Bonifacio but goes but Boni :-).
17. My blood type is A+
18. I hate cleaning, if I do it I want it done right and if I can't or don't want to put the energy into doing it the "right" way then I won't clean it at all. (ie organizing instead of throwing everything in the closet or bins or in a pile etc.)
19. Kaila has inherited my awful childhood nosebleeds. Fun times..
20.. I have never broken a bone.
21. My parents house caught on fire when my mom was very early pregnant with me and she didn't know it yet. They barely escaped and I still have the newpaper article.. to this day I have a fear of fire in my house and will not use my fireplace.
22. I love jalapeno chips.. yum.
23. I used to be the tetherball champ in grade school. Along with my sister we were a team to be reckoned with, we even had a makeshift tetherball in our yard! Oh I am so gonna do that with Kaila when she gets a wee bit bigger lol.
24. I used to be able to do flip around the bars on playgrounds.. backwards mostly. Now I would pull every muscle even attempting and I would not succeed lol.
25. I have a blog http://crystalsaidwhat.blogspot.com/ (amazin I know)

Google Name Meme!

I have done the first "needs" version of this but this is a little twist on that so what the heck, I mean what else is there to blog about? Everyone is out doing the bloggy giveaways anyway :-P.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Crystal needs a LOT of love. (well what are you trying to say with the LOT in all caps, are u being sarcastic, like I am needy.. well maybe just a little)

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Crystal looks like the Moreau's Island offspring of Britney Spears and a raccoon. (really?? now that is just cold lmfao, don't u have more heart then that??)

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Crystal says...Lame ass Newscaster on some lame ass station in Michigan. (I would never use such vulgar language) ;-). (Oh and btw most of this one came up with Billy Crystal stuff damn name stealer.)

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
crystal wants to dress you like a rich iraqi. (Hmm.. I guess if I was in Iraq I probably really wouldnt want to look rich, that might um make me a target no? Fill me in?)

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Crystal Does the Party. (Fiesta time, everyones invited.)

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Crystal hates popping balloons. (No, you know there is a trick to it.. pop it near the opening and it doesnt make a loud sound. Your balloon popping lesson for the day... 10$ please.)

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
crystal asks for password to enter into database. (Now that better be the IRS database so I can get my tax return TODAY.)

Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Crystal likes to shop and garden. (well at least the first is true at least if anyone knows me they know this.)

Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Crystal eats bear poop. (Seriously that is just disgusting.. wtf, you don't even want to know how curious I was to check out the said link this quote came from.. I am sick in the head I know. I restrained myself thankfully.)

Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Crystal wears gold mules by Jimmy Choo. (Oh I wish I was rich enough to buy jimmy choos, but not in Iraq... see above.)

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Crystal was arrested for assault with a knife and then throwing knife in Summit Lake. (I would never throw a knife in the lake, such a waste.) ;-D

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Crystal Goes to Europe. (Who's paying? because I would LOVE to go!)

Strange Survey Tag.

Strange Survey... <--this title just doesnt cut it.. wait to you see this....

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? Yes once I think, I normally just rub it on my chest lol.. like it will help hahaha.. my boobs have magical scratch removing powers!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:: um 7 years, I dated a 22yr old when I was 15.. If my daughters do that I will ground them for life.. and shoot the man.... Don't let this alter your angel perception of me now.

Ever been in a car wreck?:: Nothing major. :knock on wood:

Were you popular in high school?:: Hell no, I was too busy skipping and getting in trouble :-P.

Have you ever been on a blind date?:: nope

Are looks important?:: Only other peoples looks, not mine :-P.

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: Sure do! :-).

Have you ever been taken advantage of?:: I think everyone has, mine is by family mostly. I swear I only get a call when someone needs something..

By what age would you like to be married?:: never.

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: none of my beeswax but if they decide to divulge such info then yes I think it could affect my view of them somewhat but it wouldn't change them being my friend, that could only be changed on things in the here and now.

Have you ever made a mistake?:: If anyone says no they are full of shit.

Are you a good tipper?:: Yes, I am a waitress and I tip well. Very rarely do I tip less then 20%.. and that is only when a server is flat out rude. I can forgive forgetting something etc, we are human I just ask again :-), but to be rude is when u get less then 20% from me.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: not counting color etc? I think 40$?

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: Yeah a science teacher in 8th grade but I can't remember his name..

Have you ever peed in public?:: Is this meaning behind a bush or public restroom? lol.. I assume by a bush.. I think everyone has peed in "public" whether that mean work, store etc. and yes I have peed by bushes when camping, I havent peed in the outdoors IN many many years. Last one I can remember I was 13 or 14.

What song do you want played at your funeral?:: Ummm... I have no idea. Maybe I should look into that lol.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: Yes.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: Everything.

Beatles or Stones?:: Beatles

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:: Child abusers, rapists, serial killers, etc.. u get the drift.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: Liquor all the way, beer is the next best preferrably the flavored malt like smirnoff ice etc.. wine is just gross unless its fruity arbor mist (yes I was raised in the ghetto) lol. Maybe Sangria.

Do you have any phobias?:: Yes.. I am afraid of my house catching on fire, that about it really. I dont like spiders but I wouldnt call it a phobia. I can look at them and let them be crawling on bushes but dont let one get on me lol.

What are your plans for the future?:: to live through today.

Do you walk around the house naked?:: Yes to find my clothes out of the dryer etc.. lol

If you were an animal what would you be?:: a bird so I could fly far far away. (preferrable a bird that is not hunted) lol.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:: I could care less, I am not hairaphobic.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?:: deaf. I don't think I could stand not seeing the world and my family. Deaf I can work with, there is sign language, writing etc.

Do you have any special talents?:: i make people.. i make milk...

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:: take off my shoes

Do you like horror or comedy?:: comedy.. I hate scary movies, don't need my sleep interrupted with nightmares.. its already interrupted by a 1 yr old terror in training.

Are you missing anyone?:: my friends that moved out of state u all suck!

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Angelina Jolie no question about it lol.

Where do you want to live when you are old?:: not here.

Who is the person you can count on the most?: my other half.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: hmm I don't want to "date" any of them that would just ruin my fantasies, a tryst I could do... lol. I really have the hots for Alex Olaughlin (sp?)

What did you dream last night?:: nothign I can remember

What is your favorite sport to watch?:: baseball!

Are you named after anyone?:: nope.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:: Mojito

Non alcoholic drink?:: Water lol.

Have you ever been in love?:: yes

Do you sing in the shower?:: No, car yes, all the time lol.

Have you ever been arrested?:: nope.. Is that angel perception back yet??

What is your favorite Holiday?:: Thanksgiving

Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: Not on my face but my body yes I would and plan on it eventually.

Have you ever caught a fish?:: maybe when I was a kid, I havent been fishing since I was 13.


OK tag on... i tag~ Brandi, Deann, Susan, Kristine, Shawna, Renee, and whoever else wants to play!