Monday, June 29, 2009

Not Me Monday

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Is it Monday already??

My son does not love to touch himself any chance he gets.


He has not pee'd all over his bed recently because of his infatuation with his penis.

I did not have to take his bed (a pack n play) outside to wash it down with soapy water to get the urine smell out of it.

I am not going to buy some onesies today for him to wear to sleep so he can't get his hands in his diaper...

Speaking of penises I did not get an email today that said "Get a larger penis for 5.95".. I will not get right on that.

My kids did not pull on a goat's ear or touch where his horns used to be..

I did not finally fold a million 10 loads of clothes that have been sitting on my floor table forEVER.

July is not going to be hectic seriously you should see my google calendar :-X.

My other half was not informed of the closure of his place of employment, they did not close yesterday.

Alana's caregiver did not decide to not show up 3 weeks in a row, nor respond to any of my communications so I am going to assume she has decided to quit and for whatever reason thought it was okay to not tell me.

For those 2 reasons I have not decided to cancel our trip to Portland for the Turner Syndrome Conference in July. The only bright side of this is that there was some great activities planned locally that weekend that we were going to miss but now we can attend!


Tutu said...

Yep, I think three weeks of 'no call, no show' = job abandonment. I just don't get people. Whatever happened to common courtesy?

Kristine said...

Lmao at the pic of Donni!

Wendy said...

That's gonna be one of those pictures that will embarrass him later in life. Save it because it might be worth money to him later. Hee hee!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I am sorry to hear about the job situation, does he have anything else lined up ?
The penis stories made my night!

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