Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

In referring to my little "baby" son I would never refer to him as a dog. Who calls their son a dog?? Who cares if he devours ANY food that is given to him, that surely doesnt make him a dog.. sheesh.

It is not a small world, we did not run into Alana's morning bus driver at my cousin's daughter's (got that?) birthday party. He apparently is a family member somewhere down the line to my cousin's significant other.

Another older family member of my cousin's significant other was not flirting with every girl there after most of the kiddos were gone and alcohol was involved.. his wife was not there also.. sigh. He did not try to "walk" me to my van and tell me to warm up my van and he would sit with me while I warmed it up.. yeah I'm good thanks. He did not tell my aunt (said cousin's mother) when she was on the porch smoking (shame, shame) that now that her husband wasn't on the porch anymore he could get closer to her...needless to say she finished her cigarette early..

Alana did not jump in the bounce house my cousin rented for the day for.. 3 hours.. she did not get soaking wet because it was raining. Welcome to Seattle. I am not glad I always have a spare outfit for each kid in the van, just for times like these. Kaila did not jump her fair share either.

Alana's birthday is not this coming weekend :-X. I have so much to do and plan and oh my.. I better get on it.

There will not be 3 ponies in my yard. I am not making mini sandwiches and other snack foods like hardboiled eggs, deviled eggs, veggie and fruit trays, chips etc. Note to self: Make a shopping list.