Not Me Monday

Are you feeling ashamed for letting your child go to bed without brushing his teeth...again!? Did you eat a Snickers bar during a meeting without anyone knowing? Do you pretend that my Tweets are really urgent messages when you receive them on your cell phone? Are you feeling embarrassed that you kicked the dog? We'll don't be. Not Me! Monday was born out of a desire to admit some of our imperfections and reveal a few moments we'd rather forget. Why? Well, for one, because it's just plain fun to pretend that we really did not do the things that we actually so did do. And, two, because reading through great tales of other people's Not Me! Mondays each week is a great way to level the playing field. We're all human, we all take embarrassing shortcuts, and so we may as well show each other that we're all in good company!

Today, I did not take Alana to school in my pajamas, and then proceed to go to the bank... No I didnt.

I did not pick up a crazy Tuesday shift at work during our anniversary dinner, no I didnt.

I did not just spend 250$ on a carseat.

My house does not look like a tornado hit it.

I so did not sneak out to azteca last night with a coworker because it started snowing and we got off early.

I did not spill my mojito everywhere at said excursion no I didn't.

I did not leave wet clothes in the washer yesterday afternoon and they are still there at this moment.

And I most certainly did not spoil myself with a pedicure on Saturday.