I have done the first "needs" version of this but this is a little twist on that so what the heck, I mean what else is there to blog about? Everyone is out doing the bloggy giveaways anyway :-P.
Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Crystal needs a LOT of love. (well what are you trying to say with the LOT in all caps, are u being sarcastic, like I am needy.. well maybe just a little)
Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Crystal looks like the Moreau's Island offspring of Britney Spears and a raccoon. (really?? now that is just cold lmfao, don't u have more heart then that??)
Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Crystal says...Lame ass Newscaster on some lame ass station in Michigan. (I would never use such vulgar language) ;-). (Oh and btw most of this one came up with Billy Crystal stuff damn name stealer.)
Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
crystal wants to dress you like a rich iraqi. (Hmm.. I guess if I was in Iraq I probably really wouldnt want to look rich, that might um make me a target no? Fill me in?)
Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Crystal Does the Party. (Fiesta time, everyones invited.)
Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Crystal hates popping balloons. (No, you know there is a trick to it.. pop it near the opening and it doesnt make a loud sound. Your balloon popping lesson for the day... 10$ please.)
Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
crystal asks for password to enter into database. (Now that better be the IRS database so I can get my tax return TODAY.)
Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Crystal likes to shop and garden. (well at least the first is true at least if anyone knows me they know this.)
Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Crystal eats bear poop. (Seriously that is just disgusting.. wtf, you don't even want to know how curious I was to check out the said link this quote came from.. I am sick in the head I know. I restrained myself thankfully.)
Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Crystal wears gold mules by Jimmy Choo. (Oh I wish I was rich enough to buy jimmy choos, but not in Iraq... see above.)
Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Crystal was arrested for assault with a knife and then throwing knife in Summit Lake. (I would never throw a knife in the lake, such a waste.) ;-D
Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Crystal Goes to Europe. (Who's paying? because I would LOVE to go!)
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