Okay Kaila is quite the imaginative girl lately (she rarely makes things up but tonight was a doosey lol). I came home from work today and this was the conversation that ensued:
Me: What did you do while I was at work?
Kaila: Went to the grocery shop.
Me: Really with who?
Kaila: Daddy.
Me: Did Alana and Donni go with you?
Kaila: No.
Me: Well where were they?
Kaila: Home.
Me: Who was here with them?
Kaila: Grandma
Me: Oh she was.
Kaila: Yeah she stayed here with Alana.
Me: Oh so Donni went with you and Daddy?
Kaila: Yes.
Me: What store did you go to?
Kaila: Walmart.
Me: What did you get?
Kaila: A car for daddy's birthday.
Me: Oh cool was it a big car or little car.
Kaila: A little one.
Me: Did Grandma use my computer?
Kaila: No she didnt need to use it.
Me: What did she do while she was here?
Kaila: She ate... macaroni and cheese that she made for her and Alana hahaha!
Me: REALLY?
Kaila: Yep.
Me: (thinking hmm okay this may all have happened as my mom was going to babysit tonight for a bit but we didnt end up needing her. Although Kaila never knew that grandma was coming over. ) Kaila can you get my phone?
Kaila: Where is it?
Me: Over on the other couch.
Me: (calling grandma).. Hey what are you doing?, are you at the bar? (heard loudness)
Grandma: Yes with your sister.
Me: blah blah about work etc tonight. I ask her when she came over.
Grandma: I never came over tonight, Boni never called me... I waited all night.
Me: What? you never came over? Kaila said you came over and watched Alana while she went to the store with daddy and you had macaroni and cheese.
Grandma? What lol? I never came over.
Me: Kaila why did you lie?
Kaila: HAHAHAHA.
Me: Did you go to the store with daddy?
Kaila: Yes!
Me: Well did Alana go with you then?
Kaila: No.
Me: Where was she?
Kaila: Here..
Me: Well who watched her then?
Kaila: No one..
Me: Well she wasn't here alone.
(I repeated the last 4 about 3 times)
Me: Calling daddy (he had left to go to the gym).... Did you go to the store tonight with Kaila?
Daddy: No why?
Me: She said you went to the store and got a car and left Alana home with grandma.
Daddy: What?? Shes crazy lol.
Me: Kaila did you go to the store with daddy?
Kaila? No... HAHAHAHA.
Sighh... when she is a teen I am in for it with her stories already.
I totally bought her story until I called grandma lol.
Then she proceeds to tell me "jokes".
Kaila: Does a Bear go with Macaroni and cheese? NOOOO HAHAHAHA.
Me: Kaila you are so silly.
Kaila: Does a Rabbit go with a bear? HAHAHA.
Me: Bears will eat rabbits..most animals and berries too.
Kaila: Yeah you know Franklin he has a bear.
Kaila: Does a bear go with a bird?
Me: Silent...
Kaila: What does a bird eat oh yeah worms, does a bird go with worms? HAHAHAHA
Does Donni go in a dumpster? NOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA..
(I have no idea where she comes up with this stuff seriously she had some wild imagination tonight!)
The only way I can rationalize tonight was that she took a nice nap while I was at work.. maybe she dreamt it all? lol.
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