Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear Aunt Flow,

Dear Aunt Flow,

Why did you have to come ruin my day? I was not prepared for your visit.
Why can't you be consistent every month, is that so hard to ask?
Why must you insist on causing me pain, Isn't bleeding like a stuck pig enough for you?
And really I don't approve of the additonal bloating and water retention, come on I am not exactly petite and don't need any help in that department.
I am fully expecting the cramps to go away soon or else.. your lucky it's a good thing I have tylenol in stock.
This better end in 5 days or less, 7 days is just torture you know, no really it's just cruel.
Can't we just pass this lovely gift onto men just this one time? I would really appreciate it. I don't care if it kills them because I have had enough of it already.

Damn you eve...that apple better have been delicious.

Sincerely one of your billions of constituents,


Tricia said...

awww I am sorry.. ;o( We should have seen it coming when you got excited over my chocolate comment. I will quietly go sit in the corner.... with my ..32 hour periods.. love you!!

Crystal said...

You better run and hide.....

Kristine said...

LMAO! I'm one up on Tricia. I have NO period as of yet. :-P

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