Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


So lets see my mom's other half did not get sick in my front yard today, only for me to leave for work 2 hours later and you don't want to read this next part I did not see 2 crows having some umm.. lets just say lunch. I did not almost lose MY lunch.

Donni is not sick, he does not have a fever. He is not congested beyond belief with thick mucous. He does not get tired fast and gets mad while nursing because he can't breathe. I do not think he has the flu. I am not hoping that the rest of the family is spared and that he gets well soon.

I did not :::running and hiding::: watch or care about the super bowl. In fact I was not at work.

It is not technically still Sunday in my neck of the woods. But the posts have started and for once I want to not be 200, 300 or 400+ on the Mr.Linky.

I did not have a mojito with my lunch today.. I would never have a drink before work. Ever.

I did not win these in the bloggy giveaways! I will not tell you which I chose.. leave that to your own imagination.. And trust me you don't want to imagine me in those. ::wink wink::

I am not going to be announcing my Children's CD Bloggy Giveaway winner later today.

I did not get a 364$ Electric/heat bill today. Son of a B*&#@ No that's not a typo, good thing taxes are coming soon!

My mom did not take Kaila for a sleepover on Sat night... and I did not (really) even get some wild monkey love lovin while I was minus a child. Maybe tonight... I will let you know. Maybe..

I do not wish my mom would take Kaila every Saturday night.. just sayin. It's nice once in awhile. Or at least take her to church every Sunday. She usually takes her now but she does not have ADD and tends to go to church for awhile then has her bouts of skipping church for a few weeks etc. Consistency grandma consistency!

That is not enough Not Me's for now.