Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.





Monday, where we can be brutally honest with each other, and live to tell about it, while we shroud the severity of our statements by pretending we so did not really do them!


Let's see..

Alana was not sick and puking and missed 2 days of school last week. And she does not puke out of her nose which can be a scary sight for most. And she does not now how to puke in anything so she pukes wherever she may be.. she is not the least bit elegant about it.

Kaila did not catch said sickness and did not puke all over our bed Saturday night after I had just got home at 2 am :-x from my mom's birthday night out. I was not so tired that I just covered it with a large towel and went to sleep. That would be gross I would never do that.

She did not proceed to tell me all night and morning that she didn't want to puke anymore, I know you dont dear.. no one wants to puke anymore but even though she may think I do, I do not have magic puke stopping powers. Would be nice though, really.

I did not rearrange and clean Alana's room on Saturday and in order to move the dressers I did not have to remove all the drawers filled with clothes first because I am so not wimpy like that. I have muscles, I do, I really really do.

I did not get my shift covered at work Sunday because we were supposed to go out to dinner with all the family and kids for my mom's birthday only for her to cancel and stay home all day. I need money dammit.. grrr.

We are not instead going to an early dinner tonight because she still doesn't have her gift and Kaila is pissed that she didnt get her damn spaghetti yesterday because Grandma was lazy.

Kaila was NOT trying to show Alana how to pee in the toilet and had her legs um open so Alana could see the lovely stream and just maybe get the hint. Kaila's legs were not so open that she ended up peeing across the bathroom hitting the wall and didn't realize it until I said KAILA! You are peeing everywhere lol.. nice. My kid wouldnt do that, she pays attention to where her pee goes. And I didn't get a glimpse into my future boy potty training duties..

Sunday morning after all the sickiness I did not text Alana's caregiver to not come because we might give her a cold, cough,s ore throat, sinus headache and the stomach bug.. any one of which is floating around here.. But really I didnt just text her because I was tired and wanted to sleep in and I feel like when she is here I must be up and doing something.. really why?? That's the whole point of her being her so I can be lazy and relax but alas I cannot.

Donni did not have a 102 fever Friday night. I do not know which of the bugs he got my cold/cough/head stuff that I am FINALLY getting over.. or if he got the stomach bug.. he wasn't vomiting thank the lord but it was a fast course like the stomach bug. My head crap lasted for 2 weeks... which Alana does not now have too. Where's the lysol when you need it? Oh and he is his normal self getting into trouble.

Donni is not starting to walk all over the place now :'-(, he may be my last and he cannot stop crawling NOOOOOOOOOOOO I forbid it.